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CannibalCorpseFreak

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Seattle, WA
Job: High School Graduate

Life is like a Dr. Seuss book: short. Enjoy it while you can, because it won't last forever.

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3/4/06

Level: 10
Aura: Evil

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 4
Saves: 19
Rank #: 102,317

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Exp. Points: 950 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 32,698
Voting Pow.: 5.20 votes

BBS Posts: 665 (0.67 per day)
Flash Reviews: 329
Music Reviews: 10
Trophies: 0
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Score: 10
Windows AIDS

"OMFG I can't stop LMMFAO"

submission: Windows AIDS
date: April 22, 2007

This is by far, the funniest shit I have ever seen! I like how all the programs crash, most of which subsequently cause the system to crash. lol Even the "Pepsi Cola Sucks" song is cool! If I could, I'd vote 100 on this. but 5/5 will have to do. Abso-fuckin'-lutely awesome job!!!!! WOOHOO! Even my 10-year-old lil' bro fucking loved this. I'm gonna check out Windows HIV next.

P.S. This is going to the top of my favorites.

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Score: 10
Portable Curse Device

"Ahh, whatever, ya fat bitch."

date: April 22, 2007

I think I might use this thing the next time my brother tries to piss me off. Scare the shit outta him. lol [my (unidentical) twin bro, that is] Really sweet, especially the one that says "I'll fuck you! Fuck the lotta you! FUCK YOU ALL!". 5/5

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Score: 10
NG 1337 Translator!

"4\\/\\/50//\//\3|\|355! (translation) Awsomeness!"

date: April 21, 2007

\\/\\/3|_|_, 1 0|\||_Y |-|4\/3 0|\|3 7|-|1|\|9 70 54Y: 7074|_|_Y |=(_)(|<1|\|9 5\\/\\/337! 7|-|3 //\//\(_)51( 9375 4|\||\|0Y1|\|9 |234|_|_Y |=457, |3(_)7 07|-|3|2 7|-|4|\| 7|-|47, 9|2347 \\/\\/0|2|<! 5/5

(translation) Well, I only have one thing to say: Totally fucking sweet! The music gets annoying really fast, but other than that, great work! 5/5

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Score: 10
Virtual Bong

"Ahh... reminds me of my smokin' dayz"

submission: Virtual Bong
date: April 21, 2007

I haven't smoked in over a year, and I don't really miss it. But it was fun to remember those days though. Nice work. 5/5

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Score: 10
420

"Yay, weed!"

submission: 420
date: April 21, 2007

lol I actually gave up smokin' weed in March last year. Anyhooser (wtf?!lol) the music was awesome, and the..... shit, I feel like I got stoned just watching this. lol Great job over all. (lol@all my lols lmfao)

Author's Response:

ahh =) Everyone should get high on 4/20 though ;P

Glad you liked it man. Thanks for leaving a review too! ;D

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Score: 6
TANKMAN 4

"iT am teh are rnadeonmse pgahflt lol"

submission: TANKMAN 4
date: April 21, 2007

Very random, like the title of this reivwe (erm, I mean review)

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Score: 10
Tankman Three!!!

"I wanna fuck the tank, cuz I'm gay. lmfao"

submission: Tankman Three!!!
date: April 21, 2007

All they did was repeatedly say penis, cock, and balls. This is hella funny! I'm LMFAO right now. 5/5

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Score: 10
The People's Mario

"Blood, blood, and (what else?)....more blood!"

submission: The People's Mario
date: April 21, 2007

That was one of the most awesome displays of gore and violence I've ever seen! Congrats on a great flash. I didn't notice anything propaganda-related, but I did like how this looked kinda like one of those old 1960's movies. 5/5/ 10/10

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Score: 10
Retarded Animal Babies 18

"Did he just say "sexplore"?"

date: April 21, 2007

Man, I know drugs are bad for ya (I used to smoke weed), but Puppy probably did just about every drug known to man (and maybe a few known to monkeys.... wait, what the hell do monkeys have to do with this?). You've done it again, Dave. I'll be looking forward to you next RAB episode. 5/5 :D:D

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Score: 10
SMB: Game Over (1up)

"OMG those damn winking clouds are EVERYWHERE!!!"

date: April 21, 2007

That part did seem a bit weird (and maybe even a little creepy lol), but overall this thing kicked ass. Funny to the eleventy-kajillionth power (lol I'm making up numbers now XP). 5/5 on one f**kin' funny-as-hell SMB flash.

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