Well, I'm kind of wondering what to do with my free time, but I'll figure that shit out later. What the hell is this cheese doing on my couch? And who put the 747 in the back seat of my dad's car? Jeez, does every tomato look that ugly? Why am I asking all these questions? It's because the Earth rotates around the TV. What's the matter with you fish sticks anyways? Man, I really need to stop talking to the car wash. We'll all go down some day, but until then, we're all just gonna have to shop at Safeway.

On another note, I just got a shitload of idiots shipped off to Nebulon 6. Do you want to see my collection of giant mouse pads? Well the Martians want free food too, so screw you!

Um.... I guess this is all the news I have today. Good bye!