Is the chat system ever gonna be ready? I know I made a post asking the same thing last year, but I'd like to know when it's gonna get worked on/finished. Seriously.

What is hardyboyz1's deal? He claims to hate the entire NG staff, and yet he's still here. I noticed that in several responses to comments on his new post, he's used the 'N' word, quite a bit. Is this going unnoticed? I have no idea. Dude needs to take a fucking chill pill and stop using the 'N' word so much. I sometimes wonder why there are people like this in the world.

On a completely irrelevant note, some time in the next couple months, I'm gonna trade in my Xbox for a 360, and get GTA IV. I've heard a lot of good things about that game.

You know what really grinds my gears? (lol Family Guy. I saw that episode last night) The fact that no matter how hard I try, I can't get my friend to go with me and do some go-karting. What's up with that? I mean, it's just go-karting, dude. What are you so worried about? It's not like I'm gonna make you crash or anything. And another thing: What is the deal with those male enhancement things? Nobody needs that stuff. Seriously! If you think you need that stuff, then you must be pretty pathetic. And that's what grinds my gears.

P.S. Metal for life!

- CannibalCorpseFreak

As some of you may have noticed, I've been a lot less active lately. That's because my family and I are in the process of moving. We've got a lot left to do, so I'll rarely be on for the next month or so. Please forgive my absence. Thank you.

- CannibalCorpseFreak

And now, a random picture from my flash drive.

I thought I finally had something worth submitting, but I guess I fucked up on that. I submitted my Numa Numa flash, with the hope that it might pass judgment, but that didn't happen. Ok, I admit it. I'm fucking terrible at Flash. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm done trying. I'll stick to reviewing and voting. God damn, I'm such a fucking idiot!

On a more positive note, I'm out of school in two days.

So anyways, I was driving around today, and I saw some weird-looking thing falling out of the sky. Kinda looked like the Titanic. It just fell outta the sky and crashed right in front of my fucking house. What the hell is the Titanic doing in San Francisco anyways? It should be at the bottom of the fucking Atlantic Ocean! Jeez! Why does weird shit have to happen to ME all the time?

On a related note, Wal Mart has cheddar cheese for 13 cents per pound. 13 fucking cents! That's a fucking bargain! WOOHOO!

The chat system has been in the "Almost finished" stage for a little over a year now. I've been waiting for it to be done since the site reopened, and it's still not done. When the hell is it gonna be done?!

On a completely unrelated note, who wants nachos?

It's been happening quite a bit, but I'm seeing a lot of noobs posting in the forums (mostly the C&C) with bad grammar, spelling, and lack of punctuation. It's really bugging me. What bugs me more, though, are the ones who start new clubs without reading the forum rule, or looking to see if there's already a club for whatever it is. I know some of you may think I'm being a little too serious about this, but every time I read a post like that, it makes me feel stupid, and I don't like that.

P.S. If anyone posts a reply that is insulting, it will be deleted, and you'll go on my block list.

I can't believe it. You forgot the damn waffles again! I wan't my waffles, damnit! Also, does anyone know where I can get one of those steering wheel covers for my truck? Yeah, I spilled my coffee all over your face! Deal with it!

After a few months of working on it, my truck is finally finished. I'm gonna take it out for a test drive later today. Also (if you haven't noticed already), I'm 18 today. Yay me!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bodyslam a truckstop! Later, peoplez!