As some of you may have noticed, I've been a lot less active lately. That's because my family and I are in the process of moving. We've got a lot left to do, so I'll rarely be on for the next month or so. Please forgive my absence. Thank you.

- CannibalCorpseFreak

And now, a random picture from my flash drive.

I thought I finally had something worth submitting, but I guess I fucked up on that. I submitted my Numa Numa flash, with the hope that it might pass judgment, but that didn't happen. Ok, I admit it. I'm fucking terrible at Flash. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm done trying. I'll stick to reviewing and voting. God damn, I'm such a fucking idiot!

On a more positive note, I'm out of school in two days.

So anyways, I was driving around today, and I saw some weird-looking thing falling out of the sky. Kinda looked like the Titanic. It just fell outta the sky and crashed right in front of my fucking house. What the hell is the Titanic doing in San Francisco anyways? It should be at the bottom of the fucking Atlantic Ocean! Jeez! Why does weird shit have to happen to ME all the time?

On a related note, Wal Mart has cheddar cheese for 13 cents per pound. 13 fucking cents! That's a fucking bargain! WOOHOO!

The chat system has been in the "Almost finished" stage since July, when NG reopened after the redesign. I've been waiting for it to be done since that time, and it's still not done. I hope it'll be ready within the next month or so, but I'm getting kinda tired of waiting.

On a completely unrelated note, who wants nachos?

It's been happening quite a bit, but I'm seeing a lot of noobs posting in the forums (mostly the C&C) with bad grammar, spelling, and lack of punctuation. It's really bugging me. What bugs me more, though, are the ones who start new clubs without reading the forum rule, or looking to see if there's already a club for whatever it is. I know some of you may think I'm being a little too serious about this, but every time I read a post like that, it makes me feel stupid, and I don't like that.

P.S. If anyone posts a reply that is insulting, it will be deleted, and you'll go on my block list.

I can't believe it. You forgot the damn waffles again! I wan't my waffles, damnit! Also, does anyone know where I can get one of those steering wheel covers for my truck? Yeah, I spilled my coffee all over your face! Deal with it!

After a few months of working on it, my truck is finally finished. I'm gonna take it out for a test drive later today. Also (if you haven't noticed already), I'm 18 today. Yay me!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bodyslam a truckstop! Later, peoplez!

Well, I'm kind of wondering what to do with my free time, but I'll figure that shit out later. What the hell is this cheese doing on my couch? And who put the 747 in the back seat of my dad's car? Jeez, does every tomato look that ugly? Why am I asking all these questions? It's because the Earth rotates around the TV. What's the matter with you fish sticks anyways? Man, I really need to stop talking to the car wash. We'll all go down some day, but until then, we're all just gonna have to shop at Safeway.

On another note, I just got a shitload of idiots shipped off to Nebulon 6. Do you want to see my collection of giant mouse pads? Well the Martians want free food too, so screw you!

Um.... I guess this is all the news I have today. Good bye!

So, you think you know everything about me? Whatever. You can't possibly begin to understand how weird I am. Seriously, am I the only one to notice this? Someone please tell me!!!!!

That is all. Good day to you peoplez!